Knitting: I finished my sister’s baby shower present and I’d love to show you pictures, but I have to wait until after the shower so she won’t find out what it is. It took me longer than expected because I’m still not a competant knitter and my gauge swatch wasn’t big enough for an accurate gauge so I had to start all over. Oh well. It’s done now and I love looking at it, with its smooth stockinette stitch. Yay! I’ve also started my husband’s scarf; he expects it some time around 2020, so I aim to get it done before Winter starts. Due to time constraints and the fact that it’s knit using fine yarn and size 3 needles, I might get it done by Christmas, but only if I work hard.
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Going outside: Haakon has decided that being outside is the BEST THING EVER. We go outside every day. If it’s raining, we try to stick to the balcony or wait for a break in the downpour before heading out, but rain or shine, he loves it. We go out once in the morning (usually to the play ground and a walk up and down our street watching animals and picking berries), once in the afternoon (to the pool if it’s warm and sunny or a repeat of the morning if not) and occasionally after dinner as well (to Livingston Park, where he can watch the dogs and then play on the equipment). Even so, he pitches a huge fit when we go inside. The outdoors are where he wants to be and I dread Winter. He’s also walking now and has officially moved past the Zombie stage to the drunk stage. I’m sure any day now he’ll be a normal human walking.
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Cooking: I rendered my own lard! I got tired of using the hydrogenated crap from the store, found a farm that has it and got a big thing of fatback for free with the skin still on. The bristles were scrapped off but it was still a bit disturbing. But the lard is awesome; white, creamy fat that has less bad fat than butter even if it has more fat overall.
I’m trying my hand at croissants today. We’ll see how that goes.
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Gardening: We have tomatoes growing! They’re still green but they’re there. We have 8 at last count and my heirloom tomato is getting ready to blossom finally. Our store bought pepper plant blossomed but has formed no peppers. It’s simply too cold and our balcony doesn’t get enough sun. We harvested our cucumber and now have two more growing large. The smaller ones seem to just wither away. I wish I’d planted more than one.
I checked out a book about gardening in northern climates and it’s filled with such gems as:
“The climate up north is often known as 8 months winter and 4 months rough sledding” and “Some days, it’s even hard to rejoice over a south wind, because just as often as not it’s only the north wind coming back.” It’s full of good advice on wind breaks, where the best place to have a garden is if you live on hilly terrain, windblocks, micro climates, etc.
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House hunting: As soon as my husband gets a full-time job, it will go “richtig los”. We’ve already started scouring NNEREN . We found a house we fell in love with and thought it was awesome, perfect, a real fixer upper, let’s ignore the fact that neither of us are skilled contractors….and then found out that it had actually sold around the same time we discovered it and the system just hadn’t updated. We were extremely bummed out, but renewed our search and have found a few more houses that have potential and hopefully we will refrain from falling in love with any of them. It will be hard though—we do this sort of thing constantly.
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Armchair politics. I didn’t go to the “Town Hall meeting” in Portsmouth. Haakon hates his car seat and I wasn’t going to subject him to an hour of it just to stand in a loud crowd when he hates loud noises. But it would have been worthless. Our dear leaders have already made up their minds; we’re going to have universal health insurance. Those of us against it are simply misinformed and obviously don’t know what’s best for us. I’d care more than I do, but I don’t because of two things:
1) At least nationalized healthcare will prevent people from pretending that the problems with our healthcare system are all due to the free market. Over half of the healthcare dollars spent in this country are from the government and the numerous regulations surrounding the health care industry make it nothing close to free market.
2) We can’t afford it anyway, so it’s kind of like my husband and I debating whether or not we should buy a BMW. or a Lexus. Who cares, we’re not going to get one. The US has $70 trillion in unfunded obligations and debt. We have no way of paying that, short of inflating the dollar to toilet paper and raising taxes to about 90%. Health care for all? Sure, why not! I’d also like a BMW with a leather interior and sunroof while we’re at it. They’ve conveniently set the healthcare to kick in in 2013 because “the recession will be over by then.” So will the next election, so Obama won’t be face with the consequences of the bill until after he’s re-elected. Or if he’s re-elected. His approval rating is about as high as Bush’s, so let’s not expect too much.
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Reading blogs: I discovered a great blog, A Homesteading Neophyte. I clicked on it originally because it said she was from Kansas and since I’m from Kanssas, I figured why not? Then I found out she voted for Ron Pau l and I fell in love. I read the blog back to 2006 before stopping and just waiting for regular updates. I can’t recommend it enough. It’s enjoyable, they have animals, they’re in Kansas. They talk about Kansas-y things. Go to places I know of (Yoder? Exploration Place? The Zoo!) and deal with tornadoes. They also get to plant outside in April. Gr. I’m not bitter….technically, we’re in the same planting zone as northern Kansas. They’re in southern Kansas and have like, an extra four weeks. Odd, it seems longer than that.
The tea parties in April were well-publicized events attempting to draw attention to the high tax rates in the United States and they sure didn’t do a very good job of it. Most people went, waived their signs around,applauded speakers and were very patriotic before returning to their real lives of going to work and paying taxes. In other words, they weren’t very serious when they said they were upset at the high levels of taxation and government spending in the U.S.
But what if you really are upset and are looking for a way to opt-out of mandatory taxes? Obviously, you can’t just stop paying them. I mean, you could, but since you’re not a high-ranking government official, you’d actually go to jail. But there are certain things you can do to avoid paying taxes and are perfectly legal.
1. Excise Taxes
Excise taxes are taxes levied on specific items; consequently, they are very easy to avoid. All you have to do is stop buying those items. Stop smoking. Barring that, grow your own tabacco for personal use. An advantage of doing so is that tabacco water is a natural pesticide. Stop drinking, or better yet, brew your own liquor. Quit driving so much and either carpool, walk or ride a bike. Remember 0-2 miles is walking distance, 2-10 miles is biking and anything above that is driving distance. This should dramatically cut down on the gasoline tax you pay.
2. Sales Tax. Obviously, no one can completely stop buying stuff, so this tax is harder to avoid. Most Americans can, however, decrease the amount of things they do buy. There’s an old saying that says “Use it up, wear it out, make it do or do without.” This is a great way to avoid sales tax. Instead of buying a new pair of shorts when one rips, sew it up or patch it. Buy used, at garage sales or thrift stores. While you might still pay some tax, it will be less than if you bought new items. Do your shopping in states with no sales tax or a lower sales tax. In New England, this means driving to New Hampshire. If you live in Wichita, KS, it means doing your shopping outside of Sedgwick County, which has a ridiculous sales tax to fund their stupid arena. Grow as much of your own food as possible. While some states have a lower sales tax on food, a tax is still a tax and most people have a bit of land they can use for food growing purposes. It also tastes better.
3. Income Tax. This one is still harder to avoid. Unlike a lot of people, I recommend always filing your income tax return, for several reasons. First off, while you’re not required to file it if you earn under $5,000 a year (or has it gone up now?), they still withhold income tax from that amount and you won’t get it back unless you file. When I was a poor college student earning very little, I filed and they sent me a check for around $13. If your goal is to impoverish the government, making them review your law-abiding income tax filing and then pay to mail you a check is definitely worth it because they lose money on the scheme. Other than that, maximize your deductions. Ever wonder why the rich don’t protest much when the government raises taxes on the wealthy? It’s because they deduct so much, they never pay close to the percentage the government pretends they are. I’ve heard forming a LLC is a great way to do this, but I’m not a tax accountant so don’t take my word for it. Other than that, seek to minimize your income. I know, most people want to maximize it so they can be rich, but what’s the point if earning more just means you have pay more of your income to the government? Ideally you should seek to earn at a point where your deductions are maximized and your taxes minimalized, but if you want to get really extreme, you can set up your expenses so that you can get by as little money as possible. This means having no debt, and in all likelihood followin the advice outlined in the first two sections: grow or make everything yourself as a sort of modern day Thoreau. It’s extreme, but I know people who do this and who pay no taxes. There are also other taxes, such as a capital gains tax, that are closely related to income taxes but are easier to avoid. If you don’t want to pay capital gains tax, don’t invest.
4. Property Taxes. The hardest to avoid, property taxes mean that you are rent to the government for the right to continue living on your private property. If you don’t believe me, stop paying them. Just like a landlord whose tenants have stopped paying rent, the government will evict you. There really is no way to get around it, but you can minimize it by owning minimal property, owning marginal property (say, property located next to an airport, railroad track and highway), and doing very little to improve your property. Unfortunately, this might hamper your ability to become self-sufficient and avoid paying other taxes. You could always rent, but then you just pay property taxes indirectly via rent to your landlord. I guess living in your car would be a reasonable solution, but you pay taxes on it, too, in order to register it. Several homeless camped on some islands in the middle of the Merrimack in tents, so I suppose that’s one solution.
Does all this seem a little crazy to you? A little extreme? I mean, come on, who would go to those lengths to just avoid paying taxes? And, what about all the good that comes from paying taxes? The gas tax pays for our roads, for example, the property tax is for education and the income tax does everything else!
Oh, I’m sorry…you mean, the gas tax we pay despite the fact our infrastructure is crumbling and government continuously uses that money to pay for other stuff? You mean the property taxes we pay so that we can spend $8,000 a year pretending to educate children, who still remain ignorant? And the income tax? Is used to pay interest on our national debt. As far as getting all the bang for our buck, American tax payers have been royally screwed.
Taxes we pay are not being used to provide valuable services for the people. They’re being used to invade other countries and to bailout Wall Street. What we don’t pay in taxes today, we’ll pay in taxes tomorrow in the form of money our government is borrowing from other countries. Governor Meldrim Thompson of New Hampshire was fond of reminding everyone that low taxes are the result of low spending. Remember that the next time you’re at a Tea Party or the next your government insists that all they have to do is spend a few billion more dollars and the economy will be hunky dory again.
That’s not really the phrase I was looking for, but it was the closest my mind could come up with to describe what seems to be happening to many Republicans since Obama’s election. By this I mean that they all seem to have rediscovered the ideas of…liberty and limited government and constitution.
Odd, isn’t it?
We go eight years under a man who passed the Patriot Act, invaded several countries, passed No Child Left Behind, Real ID, allowed the torture of POWs, and started the first massive bailouts of Wall Street companies and Republicans cheered him on. I could go through and find a bunch of quotes from a bunch of conservative columnists, but instead, I’ll just quote my own mother. She’s a big neo-con, or was, and after 9/11 was pretty much convinced that every muslim is just waiting for their chance to kill Americans because they hate us for our freedom. She wanted Rudy Guiliani to win the presidency. In my visit in January (pre-Obama’s Inauguration), I blasted Bush bailing out all those companies and her comment?
“He just did what he had to do to save our economy! He’s a decent person!”
I replied that I know many decent people and not one of them has caused the death of millions, destroyed our civil liberties or any of the other things Bush has done.
I guess hapless Bushie just made some mistakes. But it’s okay. He’s a conservative.
Then Obama takes office and suddenly I get a ton of emails from my mom on how the Obama Stimulus and bailout package is going to ruin our economy. How the democrats are going to turn us into socialists! Gasp! Because we weren’t already 80% of the way there already. Then, after a while, I start getting emails from her discussing various aspects of Austrian economics, secession, and that sort of thing. She starts praising Ron Paul, when during his election, she was 100% against him and wouldn’t let my dad put a Ron Paul bumper sticker on his car.
She’s not the only one. Among a lot of conservative Republicans I know on facebook, they’re all suddenly completely against big government and want to work with the more libertarian leaning people to stop it.
I know, I know. This is a good thing. We could use the help. An enemy of our enemy is our friend, and all that. But…the problem is, they aren’t actually pro-liberty. They’re just faking it.
While it’s true that in New Hampshire, Republicans are slightly better than Democrats on pro-liberty issues (they have an average C rating for all the years data is available compared to the Democrats’ D rating), that does not a pro-liberty party make.
Ask them how they feel about ending the drug war. “Nooo…we can’t do that! Drugs are baaaad!” Or bringing home our troops from the 130 countries they’re currently in. “Nooo, we can’t do that. We have to protect America against terrorists!” Because terrorists are rife in Germany and Italy, I guess. Gay marriage? No! Because everyone knows gays don’t have rights. Abortion? Outlaw it federally! Privacy rights? That will lead to terrorism!
The only freedom they truly care about is their freedom to control your life instead of the democrats and I think they’re kind of bitter they have been so soundly trounced in the last couple of elections. And so, they’re returning to the message of freedom…as well as they can, anyway. But their message still seems a little confused. For one, they’ve turned on the Obama hate a little too strongly. I’m no fan of Obama, but good grief. For 8 years our president could do no wrong, now he can do no right? Hypocrits much? Twenty-eight states have bills affirming states’ rights and the constitutional limits of the federal government. Coincidentally enough, these bills have passed mostly in states that are controlled by Republicans. I rather doubt they would have been drafted much less passed were a Republican still in power.
I feel like I know too well how this is going to end. They’re returning to liberty because, as Ron Paul is so fond of reminding us, Freedom is Popular and if Republicans need anything at the moment, it’s popularity. But once they regain that popularity and regain that power, they’re going to once again forget about the Constitution, forget that individuals had rights, just like they did in 1996.
The only way this might turn out differently is if enough of them genuinely realize that freedom is what matters. As the bumper sticker says, it’s not left vs. right. It’s the state vs. YOU. Unfortunately, most of them seem far too partisan to realize this truth.
Lasse and I trooped up to Concord yesterday in order to sign against two house bills that would regulate homeschooling.
For those of you not in New Hampshire, a brief back story is necessary. About 3 years ago, homeschooling laws in New Hampshire were a bit stricter and free stater Dawn Lincoln went about changing them. She worked super hard and managed to change the laws to make it a lot easier. Now all you need to do to homeschool is notify the local school board, agree to be supervised by superintendent, private school principal or the State Department of Education, and either collect a portfolio of your child’s work or have them take a standardized test each year.
Well, enter Representative Day, who is the worst sort of politician: the One Who is Just Trying to Help (link goes to another blog post with a video of the hearing). Apparently, there might be some homeschoolers out there who aren’t actually aware of the RSAs relating to homeschoolers and they just might not be instructing their kids in all the subjects required under New Hampshire law. So, in order to help this dreadful situation, she introduced two bills. One would require parents to acknowledge that they understand the homeschooling laws andd the other would require a portfolio review and standardized assessment every year. The portfolio would have to be reviewed by either a superintendent or “certified educator,” and said educator must also administer the test. I guess homeschooling parents have been slipping their kids the answers to the standardized tests or something. And we all know that never happens in government schools. If the child doesn’t do well enough on the tests and porfolio, they have to meet with the superintendent and come up with a remedial plan and if they don’t do better after that, they can’t homeschool anymore.
Got it? Let me just note for one second that if the government had put in these policies in regards to the schools it runs, public schooling would have ended years ago because the majority of kids would have been pulled out for failing to meet standards.
Well, I guess Rep. Day learned a very important lesson yesterday, namely that it’s bad idea to mess with people who can just drive to Concord whenever they like because they have a very flexible education schedule.
We arrived at 1:30, found the hearing had been moved to the Representative’s Hall, ran over to the State House and found it was PACKED. Now, mind you, Rep’s Hall seats over 400 people. Then they have the visitor’s gallery. All packed. Apparently people were standing in the aisles, in the hall, on the stairs, and there was a long line on the first floor of the state house as well.
Never in my life have I seen so many people in the State house for a single bill, not even when gun bills are involved. Newspaper estimates reckon there were 1,000 people there, most of whom were against the bill and I’m willing to bet that the chances of it passing are nearly zero.
It really makes me love New Hampshire to see how many people turn out to defend their liberties, especially since Wednesday was our first day of warm weather in months. How many other states have such dedicated residents?
On an unrelated note, this is not the only bill this session that was intended to help. Some other hapless rep introduced a bill to require licensing and mandatory vaccination of horses. Horse owners around the state got up in arms over the bill and the rep backed down and asked for the bill to be killed. Apparently she didn’t expect horse owners would object to having to pay $50 per horse as well as pay a vet to administer shots most did on their own. She thought that paying $50 a horse was a way the horse-owning community could “band together” and help the state out, since it has run quite the budget deficit. Seriously, if she wants donations to decrease the state budget, why doesn’t she just ask for them instead of trying to pass asinine laws?
